Let me begin by saying that I am not in the habit of snapping pictures with my camera phone while lounging at the local pool. I know, I know...just by having to declare that I make myself somewhat suspect, but nevertheless I am not THAT weird.
But what I encountered today simply had to be documented. The mere description of such a marvelous beast would defy credulity to such an extent that I was afraid no one would believe me without some type of evidence. Sitting right next to this beautiful specimen made it all the more difficult to take its photo unaware, but with a little patience and much craftiness, I was able to do so.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Poolside Business Dad.
This breath-taking natural wonder can be easily identified in its natural habitat by its distinctive markings, resembling business slacks and dress shoes. Just...stunning. P.S.--
You may be thinking to yourself, "Bold move, sir." But you should have seen his previous two attempts. They raised quite a few more eyebrows.
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